Desire for Go-Go Improvement Not Limited by Species

—Beacon, NY
“Watch this,” invited a happy repeat Go-Go Pops™ customer at the Beacon Farmers Market. Then it happened. No one expected it, not even the most open-minded Go-Go lovers. The bird, perched on the shoulder of her fellow Go-Go enthusiast, nibbled the edge of the Watermelon Go-Go Pop. Then she ate some more. Then she went for the stick, prompting a firm but gentle lecture on sharing. What form of advanced, exotic raptor was this? The answer is in dispute but this reporter suspects it to have been the fabled Norwegian Blue given its fearless approach to frozen delight.